“Alcohol, the Cause of and Solution to Most of Life’s Problems”- Homer Simpson?

Question by goatboy: “Alcohol, the cause of and solution to most of life’s problems”- Homer Simpson?
What’s the best/worst thing you’ve done whilst drunk?

Best answer:

Answer by mysticalhalibut
Fucking with that dumb girl, man, she won’t leave me alone now!

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