Q&A: Christians: Why Are There Thousands Of?

Question by |? Rape or † Abuse: Christians: why are there thousands of?
accounts of magical, supernatural occurrences in the bible and throughout church history, but no modern, verified miracles? Is God taking a break? Or did video cameras and scientific scrutiny put an end to all the fibs of divine intervention?
“Miracle” means supernatural event, like water to wine or feeding thousands with two fish. Lightning strikes, child births, earthquakes, attitude adjustments, and speaking gibberish do not qualify.
Skywalker: “when you’ve experienced a miracle, you’ve just been touched by God. The preciousness of such a moment is too valuable to twitter away. So you keep it to yourself, and savor it, and only share it with those closest to your heart, who will also value it as much as you do.”

That’s your response? Perhaps you are weaker than the Emperor thought…
Tim: Please inform me which section of the bible says “there’ll be miracles ALL DAY son, until you guys invent ways of testing and verifying my outrageous claims…”
Martin: really, you believe that? Cuz I have a bridge I want to sell you…
If someone was in arrest for 40 minutes even if the mass doses of epinephrin eventually kicked in and returned his pulse, he’d be completely braindead. Didn’t you wonder why there’s no mention of the outcome of the patient in that story? Pretty tough to accept Jesus when you can’t think or function…

Best answer:

Answer by Balaam’s Abused Donkey
Obama has a machine that stops miracles. Didn’t you know that? This is why miracles stopped last year.

When Bush was president, there were many miracles. He heard voices all the time. Usually telling him to carpet bomb some far-away land with brown people living there.

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