What Is a Funny “Alcohol Prevention Message”?

Question by DBoy561: What is a funny “alcohol prevention message”?
I’m planing no making a shirt for my school club. And i need an add that talks about the prevention of using alcohol.
*nothing negative
*preferably funny or makes u think

Best answer:

Answer by Trisha
“Do you want to remember how much fun you had last night? DONT DRINK”

Answer by Doctor J
Nothing’s a “slam dunk” when you are drunk!

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