What Should a Former Superhero Do for a Living Now?

Question by Barry Allen: What should a former superhero do for a living now?
I have retired from my former job and now I don’t know what to do with myself. Because of a little, so-called “alcohol problem”, I’ve lost my ability to make personal appearances at the larger comic conventions (one tiny little episode of public indecency – people can be so judgemental!).

What’s a washed up former super-hero to do?
Sorry, that’s comic BOOK conventions! I’ve never been a stand-up comic.

Hmm..

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