What’s the Most Dangerous Place on Earth?

Is it:
1-The space between Al Sharpton and a television camera
or
2-The space between Rosie O’Donell and a plate of brownies
or
3-The space between Charlie Sheen and the front door of a brothel
or
4-The space between Britney Spears and the back door of a drug rehab clinic
or
5-The space between Kevin Costner and an over-budget, over-played, poorly written apocalyptic movie screenplay
or
6-The space between my ears